Zephyrus communication

= = Welcome to the homeland of Zephyrus = =

GPS Geo-Caching visitors are welcome & appreciated.

Zephyrus claim to fame - Placing first caches in Clay, Bradford, Baker & Putman Counties.

My next claim to fame - At a Geo-Event (GC3J3TJ). All 4 Geocaching Reviewer/approvers for Florida state where on hand for a question/answer section. When asked how long they been Geocaching. One mentioned that Zephyrus (ME) has been one of the longest active Geocacher in Florida at that time!!   

Florida population19.3 million in 2010.

Since Sept 2011 my Hi-Tech project has been with Reverse Geocache Puzzle Box.   Mr. Mikal Hart is the creator of such a fantastic unit.

Zephyrus claim to fame for Reverse Geocache - Being the first to introduce Reverse Geocache to the Jacksonville FL and surrounding area of Northeast Florida.



* * Reverse Geocache Puzzle Box Hall of Famers finders * *

  1. TeamTWT (Tim, Wendy & Tree) first Reverse Geocache Puzzle Box finders in Jacksonville Florida area.  

  2. Molly Guzman on her 10th Birthday with parents. 

  3. John Householder. w/ Lynie Spencer. 

  4. Steve and Julie Grekowicz.

  5. Ray Lowney.

  6. Bill Norris and Crew.

  7. Mark; Jamie & Alexandra Wooster.

  8. Jeff Cooley.

  9. Amber Harrison.

  10. Edgardo Diaz.

  11. Keith Lane.

  12. Kevin Larson and Family.

  13. John Veres with Dolphin0150 and 1DodgeTruck.

  14. Sue Bourgoin.

  15. Jason Inman and Family.

  16. Jacob Tillmann (jjt002) of Gainsvilles. First finder for Gainesville area.

  17. Bret & Susan Cordero.

  18. Matthew & Ami St. Jean.

  19. Nancy Bramlett.

  20. Sandra Gomez.

  21. Diane Delage.

  22. Jeff & Mary Beth Weaver.

  23. Leah Coots.

  24. Rachel Bennett.

  25. Bernie & Millie O'Conner.

  26. Josh & Rachael McCrandall.

  27. Brian Glaski.

  28. Debbie Neff.

  29. David Klug.

  30. Steve Jackson.

  31. Mark Edie; Sherry Wright; Frogs-R-Us & Team Mollymap.

  32. Kaycee & Fox Knowlton.

  33. Oscar & Kimberly Vazquez.

  34. Clay Loveless and his Mom.

  35. Melisa Clark.

  36. Tony and Pamela Cunningham.

  37. John Bishop and Family.

  38. Jennifer Herrington.

  39. Keith Costens.

  40. Donald; Donna & Shawan Law family

  41. Donald; Donna & Shawan Law.

  42. Jeff Ward and Family.

  43. Sue Bourgoin.

  44. Glen Wiegen & Family.

  45. Heather Scott.

  46. Edward Dipreta.

  47. Charles Hotchkiss.

  48. Cindy Luoma.

  49. Angel and David Rowland

  50. Mark and Kathy Scott.

  51. Jennifer Herrington & Clay.

  52. Dawn L. (Clark) Beebe.

  53. Stacy Schiffers and Family.

  54. Lisa Wardlaw.

  55. Shamnon Carter (Shan7on).



On Aug 1 2015... Geo-Simon-says, NEWEST Hi-Tech gadget,  was introduce to the Jacksonville Florida area. Zephyrus newest claim to fame. By pressing a correct button sequence from 1-6. The geocacher(s) would be given audio instructions what to do next. First to due where the Laws family. I give my graceful thanks. 



TENJOOBERRYMUDS  

 

This is a hoot .... sad, because it is TRUE ..... but a hoot!!!!


By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

Room Service: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome."

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!

GOD Bless America!!



Death of Common Sense

Obituary - Today we mourn the passing of an old friend, by the name of Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life but died in the United States from heart failure on the brink of the new millennium. No one really knows how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes, factories helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, silly laws, and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second. A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including body piercing, whole language, and "new math." But his health declined when he became infected with the "If-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus.

In recent decades his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of well-intentioned but overbearing regulations. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero-tolerance policies.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, a teen suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but could not inform the parent when a female student was pregnant or wanted an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Pledge of Allegiance was outlawed, the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses in everything from the Boy Scouts to professional sports. Finally, when a woman, too stupid to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, was awarded a huge settlement, Common Sense threw in the towel.

As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of developments regarding questionable regulations such as those for low flow toilets, rocking chairs, and stepladders.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers My Rights, and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

--Obituary author unknown


The World's Funniest Joke - Official

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"



Legal Shmegal...
Sure you can trust the government!  Just ask an Indian!


Who said Indian are dumb...

When white man found this land,

Indians were running it.

No Taxes...

No Debt...

Plenty Buffalo...

Plenty beaver!

Women did most of the work.

Medicine Man free!

Indian men hunted and fished all the time!

White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.



Winner & Losers

The winner - is part of the answer. The loser - is part of the problem.

The winner - always has a program. The loser - always has and excuse.

The winner - let me do it for you. The loser - that's not my job.

The winner - sees a answer in every problem. The loser - sees a problem in every answer.

The winner - sees a green near every sand trap. The loser - sees two or more sand traps near every green.

The winner - it may be difficult but its possible. The loser - it may be possible but its too difficult.

Be a winner!



Classic - See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil



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